In the spirit of a “balanced” view I took both quizzes.

My conservative persona is derived from what I found the least offensive answers to the questions, which was a tad difficult at times.

Why “I’m getting old” ?

Because I’ve stopped being a bleeding-heart liberal and am less inclined to see Government waste money on the idle. Or maybe that’s because when I was younger it was hard to live on ” the dole”.Now it seems for many working for a living brings in less than sitting on your fat backside in front of cable/satellite TV (when you aren’t popping out the progeny of you and the latest sperm-donor to cross your threshold).

My Conservative Identity:

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

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